That day everyone i knew turn their backs on me except for nas and his housemates. And after one year, not single of those piece of shit ever apologize to me even though they already knew who stole their laptop. They act like nothing happen, but not me. Once u do something bad to me, I am not gonna forgive u and for sure i am not gonna forget bout it just like that.
This one guy even see a "bomoh" to determine who stole his handphone. well, to him this bomoh is a ustaz who have magical power. But to all of us, he's no ustaz but just a lousy bomoh with magical ass power. And guess what?. since my name is so nice, the guy picked my name of all the students in legenda. And the bomoh even told him where my house is. Here how the bomoh picked my name, He hold a string that was attached to a ROCK and this dumbshit say his suspects' name. When he said my name, the rock moves meaning i am the guy who stole his handphone. Pffft! and the worst thing was everubody freaking believe him.
Ok here how the story goes with some dialogue i remembered. It was after mid semester break. One of the twins called me and invite me to go eat dinner with him and others but i just got back from genting that night so i was still in kl. The next day i went to nas's house just to hang out and suddenly paan called from downstairs and said that he wanna talk to me about something.
paan: cuti ko camner? ok?
shapeq: ok je kot, aku g summersplash ngan genting, apsal?
paan: ko kat mane ptg selase?
shapeq: aku kat cheras, mak aku amik. ade ape?
paan: takde, hp G hilang petang tu and die ade jumpe ustaz nie. ustaz nie bnyk tlg family G n mmg rapat ngan family die. ustaz nie ckp ko yg curik handphone die.
shapeq: kpale otak ko, agak2 la aku nak amik barang die. sumpah aku tak amik weyh. aku kat kl kot time tu.
paan: tp masalah nye, antare sume org, name ko yg naik tau. name org lain takde lak?
shapeq: tu bukan aku nye pasal. Aku mmg kat kl. mane leh main tuduh2 camnie.
paan: tu aku tatau, dorg sume ngah tunggu nak pukul ko. laptop S pn hilang and dorg pn suspect ko sbb ko last skali kat umah die before cuti. Laptop die hilang ari khamis.
shapeq: apsal aku yg kene nie? aku tak amik kot? agak2 la nak pukul2. khamis aku kluar kot ngan kawan baik aku g shah alam. aku mane ade kat kolej time tu.
Paan: kalu ko amik, baik ko ngaku. aku ade kawan yg cam gile kat kelang, malas nak pagil dorg.
shapeq: aku tak amik la, aku tak amik aku nak mengaku ape nye? takkan nak pukul aku sbb aku tak amik. gile ape?
paan: tu aku tatau, aku tlg bgtau kat ko je. aku bukan nye nak masok campur pn.
Then the twins and G shows up at nas house, preparing for something konon nye. Paan went upstairs to talk to them what i told paan but they insist that i meet them and tell them myself. So i went up and here it goes. (this conversation occurs in farid's room)
shapeq: apsal nie weyh? paan ckp ko tuduh aku curik handphone ko? aku tak amik la, aku takde pn kat kolej time tu.
G: takde, aku mintak tlg ustaz nie, die slalu tlg aku kalau ade brg2 hilang ke ape, die leh carik kan balik.
shapeq: so caner die leh petik name aku lak?. aku takde kat sini kot. ko nak ckp ape plak?
G: (blaberring how much good this guys is)
Twins: Laptop aku hilang khamis tu, skang aku nak kepastian ko katner time tu. aku nak mintak no fon mak ko boleh?
shapeq: ok, amik la. 019*******
Twins: so kalu mak ko ckp ko takde kat sini khamis nie, kiteorg ngan ko settle la.
shapeq: fine. aku tak amik pn.
G: skang aku ngan ko nie camner? Kalu ko tak amik sape lagi amik?
shapeq: mane aku tau, aku takde la kat sini. ko nak aku ckp ape? aku amik?
G: kalu ko tak ngaku, ustaz tu ade bagi telur, kalu aku bakar telur tu, nnt ko sakit. payah kang.
shapeq: bakar la, aku nak takot ape? kalu aku tak amik takkan aku yg kene kot.
Paan: ko jgn shafiq, mende nie sakit. kalu bakar camner pn, nnt ko yg kene gak.
shapeq: (dalam hati) eh eleh, aku tak amik nak kene aku gak nie ape kes? kate taknak masok campur tdi?
Then more of G housemate came to nas's house. and suddenly he accused me of stealing his precious hp. The reason is he saw my new phone the sony ericsson im using now.
G: ari tu aku ade tny kan brape ko beli phone baru ko, ko ckp RM400 kan?
shapeq: aha, apsal ngan hp aku nie plak?
G: ustaz tu ade ckp, org curik phone aku dulu jual phone aku tu dpt RM400. tu aku dah syak ko.
Shapeq: pulak dah? aku beli phone nie gune duit mara kot. time tu aku baru dpt 2nd check. tak semestinye hp aku je 400. cam la takde hp org lain yg 400.
(theres one part about kitty borrowed my external harddisk to move game files, but i forgot the conversation) damn! but kitty told G that he last saw me when he was half sleep half awake. And saying that im the last one he saw leaving the house before G's phone went missing.
Let me make things clear for all you kampung son of bitches, first of all, i didnt take ur crappy phone. im satisfied with my cheap phone. Next time, if u wanna accused me, plz show some hard evidence and for god sakes, get ur facts straight la. and not some shitty bomoh that just choose random name especially when the person is innocent. When i asked that i wanted to meet this bomoh, how come u dont have the balls to bring me and see him? People make mistake dumbass and ur so-called ustaz just made a huge one there. Ill give u one piece of good advice, when ur stuff is stolen, learn to accept it. Stop being so childish and blaming innocent people around u. You just made yourself look dumb!! And to paan and kitty, you cant just put the blame on me, you're the one who wanted to borrow my external harddisk to take some porn and to move game files, its not that im the who ask u to borrow it so that so that i can check the line is clear or not to steal something from your house. And when things like this happen, who is to be blame? the guy who is being nice and lend you his external harddisk. Thank you so much for that. When im trying to be nice to all of you, you stab me in the back with a rambo knife.
I dont mind all that, cause i believe in karma. Few months after this incident, G's laptop got stolen, see KARMA!!. kitty bust up his car for sleeping while driving, aha!!,another KARMA for you dickheads! So its ok if you wanna do this crap to me, i dont mind cause its not me that gonna punish u, its the one guy upstairs that will.
Thanx to hazieq because he's the only one that believe me including nas and his housemate for being neutral. Beside them, you fuck face just go to hell. Sorry for being a hypocrite in class but only god knows how much i hate you twins and G's housemates.
I really hope you people read this. i dont care how you people will react to this post but as long as you know how much i fucking hate you, im ok with it. and dont bother to tell me that u hate me, cause i already know that.
shapeq: ok je kot, aku g summersplash ngan genting, apsal?
paan: ko kat mane ptg selase?
shapeq: aku kat cheras, mak aku amik. ade ape?
paan: takde, hp G hilang petang tu and die ade jumpe ustaz nie. ustaz nie bnyk tlg family G n mmg rapat ngan family die. ustaz nie ckp ko yg curik handphone die.
shapeq: kpale otak ko, agak2 la aku nak amik barang die. sumpah aku tak amik weyh. aku kat kl kot time tu.
paan: tp masalah nye, antare sume org, name ko yg naik tau. name org lain takde lak?
shapeq: tu bukan aku nye pasal. Aku mmg kat kl. mane leh main tuduh2 camnie.
paan: tu aku tatau, dorg sume ngah tunggu nak pukul ko. laptop S pn hilang and dorg pn suspect ko sbb ko last skali kat umah die before cuti. Laptop die hilang ari khamis.
shapeq: apsal aku yg kene nie? aku tak amik kot? agak2 la nak pukul2. khamis aku kluar kot ngan kawan baik aku g shah alam. aku mane ade kat kolej time tu.
Paan: kalu ko amik, baik ko ngaku. aku ade kawan yg cam gile kat kelang, malas nak pagil dorg.
shapeq: aku tak amik la, aku tak amik aku nak mengaku ape nye? takkan nak pukul aku sbb aku tak amik. gile ape?
paan: tu aku tatau, aku tlg bgtau kat ko je. aku bukan nye nak masok campur pn.
Then the twins and G shows up at nas house, preparing for something konon nye. Paan went upstairs to talk to them what i told paan but they insist that i meet them and tell them myself. So i went up and here it goes. (this conversation occurs in farid's room)
shapeq: apsal nie weyh? paan ckp ko tuduh aku curik handphone ko? aku tak amik la, aku takde pn kat kolej time tu.
G: takde, aku mintak tlg ustaz nie, die slalu tlg aku kalau ade brg2 hilang ke ape, die leh carik kan balik.
shapeq: so caner die leh petik name aku lak?. aku takde kat sini kot. ko nak ckp ape plak?
G: (blaberring how much good this guys is)
Twins: Laptop aku hilang khamis tu, skang aku nak kepastian ko katner time tu. aku nak mintak no fon mak ko boleh?
shapeq: ok, amik la. 019*******
Twins: so kalu mak ko ckp ko takde kat sini khamis nie, kiteorg ngan ko settle la.
shapeq: fine. aku tak amik pn.
G: skang aku ngan ko nie camner? Kalu ko tak amik sape lagi amik?
shapeq: mane aku tau, aku takde la kat sini. ko nak aku ckp ape? aku amik?
G: kalu ko tak ngaku, ustaz tu ade bagi telur, kalu aku bakar telur tu, nnt ko sakit. payah kang.
shapeq: bakar la, aku nak takot ape? kalu aku tak amik takkan aku yg kene kot.
Paan: ko jgn shafiq, mende nie sakit. kalu bakar camner pn, nnt ko yg kene gak.
shapeq: (dalam hati) eh eleh, aku tak amik nak kene aku gak nie ape kes? kate taknak masok campur tdi?
Then more of G housemate came to nas's house. and suddenly he accused me of stealing his precious hp. The reason is he saw my new phone the sony ericsson im using now.
G: ari tu aku ade tny kan brape ko beli phone baru ko, ko ckp RM400 kan?
shapeq: aha, apsal ngan hp aku nie plak?
G: ustaz tu ade ckp, org curik phone aku dulu jual phone aku tu dpt RM400. tu aku dah syak ko.
Shapeq: pulak dah? aku beli phone nie gune duit mara kot. time tu aku baru dpt 2nd check. tak semestinye hp aku je 400. cam la takde hp org lain yg 400.
(theres one part about kitty borrowed my external harddisk to move game files, but i forgot the conversation) damn! but kitty told G that he last saw me when he was half sleep half awake. And saying that im the last one he saw leaving the house before G's phone went missing.
Let me make things clear for all you kampung son of bitches, first of all, i didnt take ur crappy phone. im satisfied with my cheap phone. Next time, if u wanna accused me, plz show some hard evidence and for god sakes, get ur facts straight la. and not some shitty bomoh that just choose random name especially when the person is innocent. When i asked that i wanted to meet this bomoh, how come u dont have the balls to bring me and see him? People make mistake dumbass and ur so-called ustaz just made a huge one there. Ill give u one piece of good advice, when ur stuff is stolen, learn to accept it. Stop being so childish and blaming innocent people around u. You just made yourself look dumb!! And to paan and kitty, you cant just put the blame on me, you're the one who wanted to borrow my external harddisk to take some porn and to move game files, its not that im the who ask u to borrow it so that so that i can check the line is clear or not to steal something from your house. And when things like this happen, who is to be blame? the guy who is being nice and lend you his external harddisk. Thank you so much for that. When im trying to be nice to all of you, you stab me in the back with a rambo knife.
I dont mind all that, cause i believe in karma. Few months after this incident, G's laptop got stolen, see KARMA!!. kitty bust up his car for sleeping while driving, aha!!,another KARMA for you dickheads! So its ok if you wanna do this crap to me, i dont mind cause its not me that gonna punish u, its the one guy upstairs that will.
Thanx to hazieq because he's the only one that believe me including nas and his housemate for being neutral. Beside them, you fuck face just go to hell. Sorry for being a hypocrite in class but only god knows how much i hate you twins and G's housemates.
I really hope you people read this. i dont care how you people will react to this post but as long as you know how much i fucking hate you, im ok with it. and dont bother to tell me that u hate me, cause i already know that.
5 comments:
you go shapeq!!!!!
mmg son of a betch kampung btol!!!
eee benggang gile sial kat si gman tu ble bace post you yg ni!! FUCK HIM!!!
No wonder org x ske die!!!
hahhaa..
tau takpe..
ala u pn same..
the next day i tny u kan..
muke i cam pencurik ke tak..
u ckp ye :(
wawawawawa
sedih2..
muke i cam zizan kot..
pelawak..
bukan pencuri..
oooooh my, ish ish i baru tau ok,
u tatau??..
lol citer lame kot...
but i will never forget about it...
heh
x i xtau,
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