Tag la

lengkapkan ayat "kalau boleh, saya ingin jadi" mengikut kategori yang diberi. beri sebab untuk setiap jawapan anda.
1 & 2. Manusia
3 & 4. Haiwan
5 & 6. Barangan
7. Sukahati kau lah
anda juga boleh sertakan gambar untuk setiap jawapan anda.
kemudian, sertakan 7 nama orang yang anda ingin tag.
jangan lupa tinggalkan komen "anda di tag di blog saya. kalau tak buat tak nak kawan" supaya mereka tahu yang mereka di tag.

Kalau boleh, saya ingin jadi......

1. Pornstar :
Best woo dpt jd pornstar. I can do it with different kind of styles. Insurance pn ade. and unlimited supply of condoms by producer. hahahha, And and i can like do it with all different types of gurls, from mamas to barely virgin. And if u notice the guy pornstar, most of them have kick ass muscle.sigh~~~

2. Bill gates:
Bill gates is the modern rockstar man. Although muke die nerd cam harry potter, poket die tak besar pulak kan?. With all that kind of money, i also dunno what to do with ti.

3. Starfish:
Being a starfish is super cool. U just sit there and do nothing. How cool is that right? its like me, but underwater. LOL

4. Dragon:
wohohoho, if only this could be true, aku bakar bontot sume org yg aku benci ngan fire breathe.muahahha.. and just flying everywhere i like without no one disturbing me. Being a dragon, no one can touch me..huhuh

5. Bra:
This is like a dream come true. Grabbing some one boobs without they noticing it. But theres a boring part of it. only one person boobs i get to grab. lain la kalu the gurl main share bra with her frens....weeeeee~~

6. Jet:
I wanna be a jet like in stealth movie. The jet without pilot but has its own mind. DAmn cool! flying anywhere i like and just drop the bomb wherever i like :D if ade org kejar, ill just fly at the speed of sound and lari!!!~~

7. Wind:
why i wanna be the wind? eh cool ape jd angin, if im bored i can just do a tornado in some countries i dont like and theres couple of them right now in my list. and then kalu nak cuci mate, boleh terbang2 masok toilet makcik2 and anak dara2, tengok dorg mand...meow!!~~

And there you go...

Although assignment tak siap lagi, i did my best to do this tag. thanx nad for tagging me, wait for my revenge yea?

TAG: suet ling, nicole, geraldine, and who ever wants to do this tag :D

Tagged by myself

I was bored and dont know what to post. So i decided to post this. Just to fill some empty time of mine ;)

1. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend or girlfriend smokes?
No, cause i smoke as well.

2. How about drinking?
Same answer as above.

3. Do you liked someone you can't have?
Pffft, alot!

4. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
Like yea!

5. What's your favourite sport?
Pool and football.

6. It's saturday night, you're home alone... what do you do?
Ask my freinds to come my house and have some drinks there.

7. Do you like roller coasters?
Yea but a bit scared but ill go with anything fun ;)

8. When's the perfect time to have a bf/gf?
When ur start working or feels too lonely (someone is)

9. If you could date any celebrity, who would it be?
Damn!, thats a long list but i think ill go with megan fox :P

10. What are you doing this weekend?
Lily's dinner and hang out at asia cafe

11. What is your favourite restaurant?
Chillis!!

12. Have you ever hugged someone?
yea

13. Ever kissed someone you weren't attracted to?
unfortunately yea

14. Do you like anyone right now?
yup2...

15. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
their boobs and face.

16. Which do you prefer, Beach or Mountains?
Beach. We need topless woman!!

17. What kind of phone do you have?
Sony Ericsson flip phone, Z550

18. Computer or Laptop?
Now i prefer computer but i have a laptop.

19. Jeans or sweats?
Jeans

20. Which year(s) has/have been the best so far?
none, theres always the bad things that overshadow the good moments :(

21. How old are you gonna be on your next birthday?
20! shit, time flies nowadays

22. What should you be doing right now?
Cook my breakfast.

23. What is your favorite TV show?
Gossip Girl and one tree hill.

24. What's been your last purchase?
cigarette

25. Are you attracted to girls/boys that smoke?
yea. :P

26. Have you ever fallen on your butt in front of a crowd of people?
How can i forget that moment in front of my college students

27. What do you do when you're at home?
Online, watching tv, ps 2 and sleep!

28. What is your favourite subject?
Accounting baby!

29. What's the best thing that happened on you?
having the coolest family, got my own car now and met someone that have the same interest as me :D

30. 1o person to tag : Anyone. Do what you want people

Tagged by geraldine

Copy and paste to your own journal, erase my answers, and add your own.
Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.
They have to be real places, names and/or objects, but nothing made up!
Try to use different answers if the person you got this from has the same 1st initial.
You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl/sur name question.
Have fun with it!

Shafique

4 LETTER WORD: Song
BOY NAME: Shawn
GIRL NAME: Serena
SURNAME: Scott
OCCUPATION: Salesman
A COLOR: Silver
SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Socks
BEVERAGE: Sprite
FOOD: Sup ekor?
SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: sponge
A PLACE: school
REASON FOR BEING LATE: sleep
SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: shit!!!!

My name is so easy..love my name *vain* :D

Tagged:
Ms Main
ziela
Aini

Tagged by Nysaaa

THE SELF
[01] Real name: mohd shafique ramli
[02] Nickname: shapeq,que,afique(only for family)
[03] Status: single and not loving it
[04] Zodiac Sign: aquarius baby!
[05] Gender: cock and balls :D
[06] Age: 19
[07] High School: SMK Bandar Tun Hussein Onn 2
[08] College: lagenda instiution
[09] Height: 170 something
[10] Weight: 53
[11] Do you like yourself: like duh!, whoelse gonna like me?
[12] Piercings: nope,free from those.
[13] Right or left: none
[14] Are you a freak : depends
[15] Hair: i hate my hair so much, thats y im wearing cap 24/7
[16] Skin: brown?
[17] Allergic: -
[18] What are you doing now: i just got tagged :(
[19] What will you doing 1 hour later: sleep for awhile
[20] What will you doing 10 years later: finding someone to marry and working as an accountant?
THE FAMILY
[21] Live with my mom and sistersssss
[22] Siblings(included you): 4
[23] Eldest: my sister, rini
[24] Youngest: sister again, fifah
[25] Love/hate your family: love my mom and sis but hate my dad
THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: nope, im walking without my other half
[27] If yes, who is he/she: ???
[28] Who you want he/she to be: herself
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: 5
[30] Ever woo boy/girl: yes i guess?
[31] Anyone woo you before: maybe..
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: yea, M.I.A
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: never my fault,its always them.
[34] Ever argue with your other half: duh!
[35] You with your other half since: i cant recall, sorie!
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: straight la! im not an ass driller :P
[37] Reasons you love your other half: i dont have one la dumbass!
[38] You and your other half in which stage: stage 0
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: i have to woo her coz im a guy.heh
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: depends....
THE FRIEND
[41] Your first best friend: arfa zhafran but lose contact with him long time ago.
[42] Your first enemy: Ah ching (5years old)
[43] The friends you love the most: Lily,Alya,Pacad, Ms main, Suet Ling and a bunch more
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): Mohd Aziman bin bapak kau sial!
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: Alya and Suet ling..they're beautiful inside and out
[46] Your most handsome boy friend: no handsome bf
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: GEDIK 24/7
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: copycat!
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: hahahha..the laugh shows it all :)
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: never!
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: im gonna stab them back.
[52] If your friend betray you: just smile and bye2 guys~~
[53] If your friend woo your lover: i dont fight over girls, but depends who la.. :D
[54] If your friends fall in love with you: if im single then why not have a go?
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: not gonna happen....
THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: is he/she a good lecturer?
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: yea but a bit late as usual.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: ms Shaminee
[59] Always late to school/college: yea muahahaha
[60] Your class: purchasing=boring!
[61] You love your seniors: dunno them and dont care.
[62] Senior who you love the most: no one! and good!
[63] Your classmates good/bad: bad in english
[64] Excellent result classmate: 4flat all the way~~~
[65] Laziest classmate: me :)
THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: Lily
[67] Stupid people: aziman(paku)
[68] Good looking people: hafiz hatta
[69] Ugly people: Mellisa and paku!
[70] Funny people: nas
[71] Cute people: obviously Suet Ling.
[72] Bad people: George w. Bush!
[73] Honest people: no one
[74] Acting people: americans.lol
[75] You are what kind of people: good fren bad boyfriend?
THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: sepet eyes. HAHAHAAH~~
[77] Hugs or kisses: both
[78] Shorter or taller: short sikit la
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: spontaneous
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: nice stomach, love girls with abs
[81] Listener or talker: talker
[82] Romantic or rich: romantic, money is not everything
[83] Good husband or Good Father: good in both
THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: 29-31
[85] Numbers of kid(s): 2 or 3
[86] Career: accountant buleh?
[87] Salary: 25k
[88] Retirement age: depends
[89] Properties value: cant say it now
[90] Wishes: to be happy and have fun with the people i love most
THE VICTIMS
Suet ling
lily zahara
geraldine
ms main

Tagged by Ms. Main

What is the relationship of you and her/him?
Although i just knew her like 4 months but we're good friends now, we share our problems alot. Especially her. LOL

Your 5 impression of her/him?
i love it when she msg me and ask for my help, her big feet, haha, i like her talkativeness especially when shes mad at someone, her blog and her heart :)

Most memorable things she/he have said to you?
uuu~ im gonna keep that to myself.

If she/he becomes your lover, you will..
treat her unlike her ex bf did?

If she/he becomes your enemy, you will..
im gonna kick her arse!.

If she/he becomes your lover, she will have to improve on..
all her dramas and hope she doesnt make the same mistakes again such as cheat on her bf.

The overall impression of her/him..
she's cool

How do you feel the people around you feel about you?
im always with positive kinda people. So i feel good around them.

The character of you for yourself.
*sigh* im not perfect like everyone but ill try to improve on those flaws

On the contrary, the character you hate of yourself?
i have low self esteem. :(

The most ideal person you wanna be?
erk?? myself?

For the people who care about you and likes you, say something about them.
Just accept me how i am. Ull get the result :D

Tagged by LIng

What is the relationship of you and her/him?
we are just friends not more than that. Maybe soon something will come up. i don't know :P

Your 5 impression of her/him?
her height, her eyes, the way she smiles, ahhh~~ her voice when she's talking, her personality.

Most memorable things she/he have said to you?
"sorry i step on your foot" tengok!, cute kan?

If she/he becomes your lover, you will..
Take good care of her and cheer her up 24/7 :D

If she/he becomes your enemy, you will..
I cant say. I don't know what ill do. I can be a bit crazy to my enemy.

If she/he becomes your lover, she will have to improve on..
Nothing, i like how she is now.

The overall impression of her/him..
Total cuteness!!.. HELLO!!

How do you feel the people around you feel about you?
Well i have my supporting & sporting family to back me up, i don't have much friends but most of my friends are so nice to me. To me thats enough :)

The character of you for yourself.
Happy-go-lucky, im always on my cheerful side. A bit naughty though but who doesn't ryte? But never mess with me, i can be really2 bad sometimes.

On the contrary, the character you hate of yourself?
Im to slow & shy to make the first move. Hate that!

The most ideal person you wanna be?
i want to be this guy called shafique. Myself la! why be other people when u can be yourself?

For the people who care about you and likes you, say something about them.
i've been single for quite a time so i can be slow at something romantic, hope u can understand that. but ill try my best to be the best. Hahaha :P

List 3 people to tag.
Nadhirah rosli
Hazieq
Ziela