Showing posts with label foe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label foe. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The weekend

Weekend was spent with old and new friends :) I didnt do much on friday though except stay home and complete my auditing draft till 4 something. Friday night i went to giant alone as usual to buy some groceries in case i get hungry at night, Gonna gain weight remember? Cant afford to left my stomach empty. XD

Although raya fever has gone off, the openhouse are still on and there were 6 open house during that weekend but i can only afford to go 5. Sorry yana, was really tired and sleepless. Saturday was spent with them, which most of them are not in the same class as me but we are in the same orientation years back. Went three house that saturday, kick off with paan's house in seri kembangan at lunch time. YEAY, free lunch :D

Then we head off to kinrara area which im not very familiar and excited to know new places. One more area added in my GPS brain. LOL. Food was awesome, Lakse at paan's house, then nasi ayam at wafi's and mee kari at min's. My stomach was so full i got hungry back at 2am.

After those openhouses, i went to bukit jelutong to meet up with the old buddies. Naim, pacad, ranie and ayan. Just drink at mamak and catching up. Its been awhile since i hang out with them. Then i thought of going back to college but someone ask the question that i do usually reject. "wanna meet up or something?" So we hung out till dawn, took her for a little tour at 5 which is a lil bit weird since i dont live there. :D

Sunday!, got back to college around 7 and i almost sleep in the car while driving on the way back but i dont sleep that easily so yea, reached college safely and straight to bed. Someone called me at 11 am and after couldnt get my sleep balik. GARRR~~
Got online for abit while waiting the clock to reach 2pm because that was the time im leaving my house to continue my openhouse spree. First house was at kajang, nisa's house and kitty's at bangi. Thank god it was in that area, i mean the area which is near to my college. Got to start saving and got no more money to go further than my college. As usual, at kitty's house, paku was there and as usual i have prepare myself for the expected and just ignore that bastard and his gorilla.

Got back at 7 and was freaking tired, canceled with yana since i got no more energy to go anywhere else. Thought of resting my eyes for a sec but i accidentally overslept till the next morning without touching a bit on my auditing assignment. Got 12 hours of sleep and felt great the next day until i remembered that i have to pass up auditing that day :(

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Remebering 4th of june 2008

4th of june 2008, this date means something to me. Well not on a good side but more to negative matters. Wanna know what happen on that day?. Well i was accused of stealing laptop from this couple of dumbshit twins and stealing handphone from this little dick pathetic bastard. Yes, you should be suprised because i am. I was so surprised because at the time their belongings was stolen, i was in cheras, KL, far far away from mantin and they stiil can accused me of stealing. Fucking wanker!!..

That day everyone i knew turn their backs on me except for nas and his housemates. And after one year, not single of those piece of shit ever apologize to me even though they already knew who stole their laptop. They act like nothing happen, but not me. Once u do something bad to me, I am not gonna forgive u and for sure i am not gonna forget bout it just like that.

This one guy even see a "bomoh" to determine who stole his handphone. well, to him this bomoh is a ustaz who have magical power. But to all of us, he's no ustaz but just a lousy bomoh with magical ass power. And guess what?. since my name is so nice, the guy picked my name of all the students in legenda. And the bomoh even told him where my house is. Here how the bomoh picked my name, He hold a string that was attached to a ROCK and this dumbshit say his suspects' name. When he said my name, the rock moves meaning i am the guy who stole his handphone. Pffft! and the worst thing was everubody freaking believe him.

Ok here how the story goes with some dialogue i remembered. It was after mid semester break. One of the twins called me and invite me to go eat dinner with him and others but i just got back from genting that night so i was still in kl. The next day i went to nas's house just to hang out and suddenly paan called from downstairs and said that he wanna talk to me about something.

paan: cuti ko camner? ok?
shapeq: ok je kot, aku g summersplash ngan genting, apsal?
paan: ko kat mane ptg selase?
shapeq: aku kat cheras, mak aku amik. ade ape?
paan: takde, hp G hilang petang tu and die ade jumpe ustaz nie. ustaz nie bnyk tlg family G n mmg rapat ngan family die. ustaz nie ckp ko yg curik handphone die.
shapeq: kpale otak ko, agak2 la aku nak amik barang die. sumpah aku tak amik weyh. aku kat kl kot time tu.
paan: tp masalah nye, antare sume org, name ko yg naik tau. name org lain takde lak?
shapeq: tu bukan aku nye pasal. Aku mmg kat kl. mane leh main tuduh2 camnie.
paan: tu aku tatau, dorg sume ngah tunggu nak pukul ko. laptop S pn hilang and dorg pn suspect ko sbb ko last skali kat umah die before cuti. Laptop die hilang ari khamis.
shapeq: apsal aku yg kene nie? aku tak amik kot? agak2 la nak pukul2. khamis aku kluar kot ngan kawan baik aku g shah alam. aku mane ade kat kolej time tu.
Paan: kalu ko amik, baik ko ngaku. aku ade kawan yg cam gile kat kelang, malas nak pagil dorg.
shapeq: aku tak amik la, aku tak amik aku nak mengaku ape nye? takkan nak pukul aku sbb aku tak amik. gile ape?
paan: tu aku tatau, aku tlg bgtau kat ko je. aku bukan nye nak masok campur pn.

Then the twins and G shows up at nas house, preparing for something konon nye. Paan went upstairs to talk to them what i told paan but they insist that i meet them and tell them myself. So i went up and here it goes. (this conversation occurs in farid's room)

shapeq: apsal nie weyh? paan ckp ko tuduh aku curik handphone ko? aku tak amik la, aku takde pn kat kolej time tu.
G: takde, aku mintak tlg ustaz nie, die slalu tlg aku kalau ade brg2 hilang ke ape, die leh carik kan balik.
shapeq: so caner die leh petik name aku lak?. aku takde kat sini kot. ko nak ckp ape plak?
G: (blaberring how much good this guys is)
Twins: Laptop aku hilang khamis tu, skang aku nak kepastian ko katner time tu. aku nak mintak no fon mak ko boleh?
shapeq: ok, amik la. 019*******
Twins: so kalu mak ko ckp ko takde kat sini khamis nie, kiteorg ngan ko settle la.
shapeq: fine. aku tak amik pn.
G: skang aku ngan ko nie camner? Kalu ko tak amik sape lagi amik?
shapeq: mane aku tau, aku takde la kat sini. ko nak aku ckp ape? aku amik?
G: kalu ko tak ngaku, ustaz tu ade bagi telur, kalu aku bakar telur tu, nnt ko sakit. payah kang.
shapeq: bakar la, aku nak takot ape? kalu aku tak amik takkan aku yg kene kot.
Paan: ko jgn shafiq, mende nie sakit. kalu bakar camner pn, nnt ko yg kene gak.
shapeq: (dalam hati) eh eleh, aku tak amik nak kene aku gak nie ape kes? kate taknak masok campur tdi?

Then more of G housemate came to nas's house. and suddenly he accused me of stealing his precious hp. The reason is he saw my new phone the sony ericsson im using now.

G: ari tu aku ade tny kan brape ko beli phone baru ko, ko ckp RM400 kan?
shapeq: aha, apsal ngan hp aku nie plak?
G: ustaz tu ade ckp, org curik phone aku dulu jual phone aku tu dpt RM400. tu aku dah syak ko.
Shapeq: pulak dah? aku beli phone nie gune duit mara kot. time tu aku baru dpt 2nd check. tak semestinye hp aku je 400. cam la takde hp org lain yg 400.

(theres one part about kitty borrowed my external harddisk to move game files, but i forgot the conversation) damn! but kitty told G that he last saw me when he was half sleep half awake. And saying that im the last one he saw leaving the house before G's phone went missing.

Let me make things clear for all you kampung son of bitches, first of all, i didnt take ur crappy phone. im satisfied with my cheap phone. Next time, if u wanna accused me, plz show some hard evidence and for god sakes, get ur facts straight la. and not some shitty bomoh that just choose random name especially when the person is innocent. When i asked that i wanted to meet this bomoh, how come u dont have the balls to bring me and see him? People make mistake dumbass and ur so-called ustaz just made a huge one there. Ill give u one piece of good advice, when ur stuff is stolen, learn to accept it. Stop being so childish and blaming innocent people around u. You just made yourself look dumb!! And to paan and kitty, you cant just put the blame on me, you're the one who wanted to borrow my external harddisk to take some porn and to move game files, its not that im the who ask u to borrow it so that so that i can check the line is clear or not to steal something from your house. And when things like this happen, who is to be blame? the guy who is being nice and lend you his external harddisk. Thank you so much for that. When im trying to be nice to all of you, you stab me in the back with a rambo knife.

I dont mind all that, cause i believe in karma. Few months after this incident, G's laptop got stolen, see KARMA!!. kitty bust up his car for sleeping while driving, aha!!,another KARMA for you dickheads! So its ok if you wanna do this crap to me, i dont mind cause its not me that gonna punish u, its the one guy upstairs that will.

Thanx to hazieq because he's the only one that believe me including nas and his housemate for being neutral. Beside them, you fuck face just go to hell. Sorry for being a hypocrite in class but only god knows how much i hate you twins and G's housemates.

I really hope you people read this. i dont care how you people will react to this post but as long as you know how much i fucking hate you, im ok with it. and dont bother to tell me that u hate me, cause i already know that.






Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Oh Housemate

There this one of my housemate here in college that is so fucking useless! I mean he cant do anything in this house except for destroying our home. I sponsored the fridge he couldn't even buy food for himself. Bawak ps2 main sampai tak mandi, tak makan. Fucking wanker man that guy. Memang kene maki la pasnie.

Who the fuck he think i am? Hes dad to provide him food so that he wont die here? I Cant stand him anymore. Probabl gonna kick him out of the house. Wanker wanker wanker!!!!~~~

Aku tak halal 1 sen pun kau amik dari aku. Now can u please go die in hell? PRETTY PLEASE!!!

Monday, October 20, 2008

Pacads Openhouse

Eh pacad! thanx coz u invited me man. I thought u never would invite me. Hahaha, Wanker! So fasyads house was kinda happening. Most of his friends came down even from unisel. Met my ex=nadia but fuck it la. Dont like u anymore, got someone else now. Weeee~~

My worst enemy was there too. Its funny since behind me he was talking shit, in front of me, he manage to shake my hand and smile at me. WTF? Dont be a hypocrit boy! I couldnt care less to look at his face when he shake my hand. I know its a bit rude but thats how i am to my enemy. Never give any mercy to them. Ask pacad how i really am. According to hulk, "u dont like me when im angry" hehe.

Ok hold on, this is not about pacads openhouse, this is bout me and my enemies. LOL. Fuck it la.

Peace out!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Kebodohan Melanda Mereka!!!!!!

Almost done my assignment which supposedly can be done since yesterday. You guys wanna know the fucking reason why is my assignment complete this god damn late? Ask my stupid and useless groupmates!! yes! They are the reason why our assignment isn't complete yet. Except for myra and nysa. fakrul and herman is such a stupid ass motherfucka who cant get even 1 sentence correct. Heres some example:

It is sure that the bakery won’t produce many cake or bread for Bakery Heaven because they also need to produce for themselves. So in last part of this conclusion, I agree suggest that the Bakery Heaven was use buy decision against the equipment of the shop. <-- done by herman

Baker’s Heaven should be developing relationship with the supplier because they have any equipment to make a BH purchasing. Based on the scenario, BH has to protect their reputation for make a good company compares into competitive. <-- done by fakrul

yes! you all can read. they all suck in english and dunt have the effort to improve their english. wtf is your parents paying ur college for if u cant learn anything from 3 subject of english classes including cielp which u do have every sem?

wtf did u do in the class??..playing with your birdie for couple of hours?

ko ingat aku robot ke nak edit sume ntuk korg??..ko ingat ko sorg je ade asgmen? yg ko tau nak balik cpt je..especially u herman. im killing myself here and u still can go to subang fucking ur gf. and u msg asking whether if i printed or not the asgmen. u r such a pain in the ass!...

thats it guys!
this is gonna be the last time im grouping with u guys. wanna be in 1 group with me?
improve ur fucking english.
otherwise fuck off u wankers!!!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Peace or War??

After marketing intelligence class today i went to the lobby to rendezvous with a friend regarding the assignment. And guess what? i past by farid, mukhsin and that stupid twin bastard syawal. I past them and i said hye to farid and muksin but suddenly out of the blue. That shitface say hye as well. And im like what the fuck man?. You didn't say anything to apologize then you wanna say hye as if nothing happen?.. Fuck you man!

For the people that dont know what happen to me few months ago, ill tell you guys now k? The reason im so pissed of at them is coz the twins accused me of stealing their laptop. And my alibi was legimate since they called my mum. When they know they accused the wrong person, they didn't even bother to say sorry or anything. So immature!

Tunggu la korg! There is always karma and one of you guys dah kene..
wakakaka

you are so FUCKED!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Flashback

As i was browsing my pictures album in the laptop, i stumble upon a funny and kinda old picture of me and some of my ex friends (not including pacad, . Here's the picture.

Location:Pelangi Semenyih

Ok here is the introduction, from left seating down, that's pacad. He's like the true friend of mine. He's my guardian angel. LOL only some people would know what i meant by that :P Beside him is his girlfriend, Farah syamimi. Very short and kecoh2. They have been together for almost 4 years i think. Next to mimi is wani a.k.a bawang. Haha, we call her that because of the shape of her face. Its true!, her face is shape like an onion. She's ok la, kinda playgirl i guess. Lots of guys go after for some reason. Hmm...And the moment i've been waiting for, the girl with no more V is my ex-girlfriend, Nadia. Yes i know!, i was dumb and blind that time. Haha, but hey we manage to be together for 10 months until she cheats on me!. You stupid motherfucka bitch! ahhh. Feel nice to swear at her :D I hope you guys know what no more V means. And next to her is my ex best friend, hafiz which was replaced by pacad. He thought he was always right and shit. But your not dumbass!. You think you so cool is it?. We fought because he got a new girlfriend and left me hanging alone. Nice going BESTFRIEND.

Now the one who are standing, the black shirt guy is miza, name cam pompuan!. He is my ex-gf brother. His the second guy who always 'cakap nak bomb' at school but in the end, nothing ever happens. He's the second guy who talk big because his big brother is the king of big talker. Would you believe if he say 'oh simple plan datang rumah aku hari tu' I know! Like whathefuck? cakap nak bomb kan? oh he's not in the picture because i think he's the one that took this picture. Moving on~~~ That girl is yanna. She's my neighbour,and hafiz's girlfriend and the lucky girl who gets my ex,miza and their family as relative. And finaly the guy in white is...yup! you're right! Its me. I painted my face because malu la gambar pakcik mude2 dulu. Haha, i was me :)

There you go, my previous clan. All fucked up except for me, pacad, and his girlfriend. Heeee....I don't know what happen to some of them and i don't really care actually :)

Peace out!